George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

[MikeJones]

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
>> > Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way
>> to
>>
>> >stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! There
>> >would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would
>> come
>> >down, bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they
>> catch
>> >an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
>> >some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America
>> >then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay
>> while
>> >he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to
>> become
>> >a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to
>> be
>> >taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
>> >immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens
>> >trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve,
>> ship
>> >them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
>> > Problem solved.

[centennialdawg]

Sounds like a really good plan.

[imported_juggernaut28]

That idea sounds pretty good to me too. Bet ya not a one would do that.

[hobbs#56]

I agree great idea!

[MikeJones]

Yep that's a path to citizenship. Alot more respectable than anchor babies.